My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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