your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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