it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Barsexuality is the new black.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
the raccoons are back...
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