white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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