I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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