ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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