Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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