sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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