So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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