Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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