I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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