No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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