U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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