Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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