Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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