My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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