she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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