i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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