I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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