Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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