I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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