Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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