Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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