I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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