I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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