i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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