she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I cut my penus on the lid.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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