Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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