what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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