arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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