Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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