This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just gargled with NyQuil
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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