Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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