I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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