...so i touched it.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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