i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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