I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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