Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
