Do vagina's smell?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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