FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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