Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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