return my video game
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
