chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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