therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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