How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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