gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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