Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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