Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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