those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize