Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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