We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
soo... how was my night?
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