How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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