I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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