i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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