Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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