Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
cat food counts as protein by the way
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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