In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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