people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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