You really coming over, don't trick.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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