she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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