woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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